Ted Cruz Isn’t Good for Nothing

The Texas Senator came through for me in my time of need

Aidy Bryant as Senator Ted Cruz on SNL — Image via sacurrent.com

I have to admit something that I’m not proud of. I used to be a Ted Cruz fangirl. Yes, this is an embarrassing confession, but it needs to be said in order to tell this story properly.

He was the first person I ever voted for. I even have a photo of me proudly holding my Ted Cruz yard sign…