A Family Member Tried to Fix Me Up with My Cousin at a Wedding

We’re not hillbillies, I swear

A few years ago, I attended a family wedding. I’m not a big fan of weddings, since I believe that marriage is a corrupt patriarchal institution that enslaves women and all that. I was just there for the dancing, the free cake and to wear a fancy dress.

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